My Top 10 Top 10s

I think there's something about computer geeks that compels them to categorise everything into lists. Pretty much every blog has a top 10 something.

So I wanna get all clever and and postmodern and shit and give you my top 10 list of top 10s.

#1 Top 10 time wasting sights on the net

(check out number 6--Subservient Chicken--type in commands e.g. sit, peck etc... and a guy in a chicken suit will act them out... hours of fun)

#2 Top 10 naked people on Google Earth

The internet is full of naked photos but it's so much sexier when it's taken from a satellite

#3 10 reasons why bloggers hate blogging

Computer geeks are a self-loathing lot

#4 10 reasons I'd rather marry a robot

Get on up... like a sex machine... James Brown was right

#5 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not advisable

I do think number 8--penis vaporisation should be higher up this list)

#6 Top 10 strange animals

Watch out for the liger

#7 Top 10 fashion disasters of Britney Spears

We love to hate her

#8 Top 10 awesomely bad movies from the 80s

Fake blood and bad acting--what more do you need

#9 Top 10 Aussie Soap villians

Surprisingly, Morag only came 7th... seems she's turned her life around of late

#10 10 reasons to become a Mason

No clues about the secret handshake